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Reviews by 'Sludge'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4826
reviews published to date.
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Zoo (2007)
Literally, a horse's ass.
Mar 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Silence of the Yams.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
This club is dead.
Jan 23, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Easy dead people?
Jul 2, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Undead raise the penis.
Mar 21, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Zombies finally lose virginity.
May 20, 2006
Unscored
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(11)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Entire gymnasium in trance.
Jun 1, 2006
Unscored
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Zombie Ninja Gangbangers (1997)
Zombies just keep coming.
Jul 23, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Zombie High (1987)
Grad u ate?
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
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(21)
Zombie High (1987)
'Ditch Day' plot unearthed.
Nov 13, 2007
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Zombie High (1987)
Cafeteria option always remains.
Nov 8, 2006
Unscored
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(7)
Zombie Cheerleader Camp (2007)
Wait... brainless cheerleaders???
Nov 30, 2009
Unscored
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(12)
Zombie Campout (2002)
Zombies are in tents.
Jun 24, 2005
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(2)
Zombie Campout (2002)
'Ay!' Flea? 'Dead people'.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Vampires can be ruff.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Sharp canine.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Bat, bat dog!
Jul 1, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Dracshund.
Aug 17, 2010
Unscored
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(5)
Zodiac Killer, The (2005)
Bloodshed on monthly basis.
Jun 22, 2007
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(2)
Zodiac (2007)
Watch your sign?
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Zelig (1983)
Allen wrenches history.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zee And Co. (1972)
Gentleman wants new Taylor.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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Zapped! (1982)
Heather's breasts stand-in.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
You've Got Mail (1998)
Postman always beeps twice.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Looking for Mr. ...'GOODBYE'.
Jul 30, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Your Chicken Died Of Hunger (2002)
Chicken, extra lean.
Nov 17, 2008
Unscored
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(4)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Nuts. And bolts.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Owen a huge favor.
Jun 15, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Gecko-in-law.
Jun 18, 2007
Unscored
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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Hair stylist Israeli dangerous.
Oct 31, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
Women celebrate added inches.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(8)
You Don't Know Jack (2010)
Pacino: Jack in box.
Sep 1, 2010
Unscored
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Yossi & Jagger (2002)
Israel's military Jagger nut.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Here Comes The Sinking.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
De-Clau'd.
Mar 18, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Year Of Bondage, The (2001)
Bound year round.
Jun 15, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Composing and doodle-ing.
Jul 5, 2006
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Yahsi Bati - The Ottoman Cowboys (2010)
A Fezful Of Dollars.
May 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(9)
X-Men (2000)
Rebecca Romijn X-Stamos!
Dec 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Xanadu (1980)
Need Xanax? I du.
May 4, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
X Files, The (1998)
Aliens choose Plan Bee.
Dec 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
X Files, The (1998)
The aliens have Landau'd.
Dec 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Two Wrights make... right.
Nov 3, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Wright away!
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
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(12)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke hurts his Tomei.
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wrestler, The (2008)
Swan dive/song.
Aug 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Mr. Rourke: the plane!
Sep 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
The Maine 'n' Spain...
Apr 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Goal-kipah dropped? Sacrilege!
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Nothing to Haifa-ive about.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Best players not Chosen?
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Bad News Bernsteins?
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Hebrew Nationals not w(e)in(n)ers.
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Noah has lousy arc.
Dec 11, 2005
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(3)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Torah readers need pointers.
Dec 3, 2005
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(5)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Coach's challah-ing doesn't help.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Israelites mourn lost arc.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Penalty kick? Wailing wall.
Feb 1, 2006
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(5)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
They dreidel 'nother game.
Feb 1, 2006
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(2)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Jews avoid pig skin.
Feb 5, 2006
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(4)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Keeper dovenin' wrong direction.
Feb 22, 2006
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Dribbling the wrong vey.
May 31, 2006
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(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Hey, schmuck, no hands!
Jun 1, 2006
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Practice. Eilat of practice.
Jun 19, 2006
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Lebanon: lob one in.
Aug 3, 2006
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Kicked in the 'shin'.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Losing Israeli embarassing.
Aug 24, 2006
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Team loses, makes Exodus.
Mar 2, 2007
Unscored
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(8)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Thou Shalt Not Score.
Aug 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(12)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hannibal Run.
Mar 29, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hopkins down under ...motorcycle.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Hundreds refuge in Houston.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston is flooded.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
621? Sorry. Too late.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston feels used.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
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World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston's ass rode home.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
#237 mere statistic.
Dec 24, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
251??? I'm no slut!
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
World, The Flesh And The Devil, The (1959)
Belafonte, post-Apocalypso?
Jan 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
World's First 300lb. Gang Bang, The (2003)
Many pounds. Many pounds.
Apr 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
World Trade Center: Rise And Fall Of An American Icon, The (2002)
The (other) Two Towers.
Jun 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World Trade Center (2006)
NY reduced to Stones.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
World Trade Center (2006)
Wisconsinites heroically provide bratwurst.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
World Trade Center (2006)
Pena, pinched, in pickle.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
World Trade Center (2006)
NYPD. Blew.
May 13, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
World According To Sesame Street, The (2006)
Burt adorns bizarre posters.
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
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World According To Garp, The (1982)
Ellen Jamesian 'statement' unheard.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
MILF chokes, bites, braces.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Working Girl (1988)
Career ambitions? Crash wedding.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Word Wars (2004)
Scrabbled Eggheads.
Jul 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woodstock (1970)
Scorsese temporarily contemplates nonviolence.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wonder Boys (2000)
Spider-man spins yarns.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Women, The (2008)
Chick flick gets make-over.
Oct 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
Canines? What stock?
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing, The (1922)
Grrr... I mean, Baaa.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Aussie criminals haunt Brits.
Jan 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Chainsaw goes down under.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wolf Creek (2005)
Jarratt's a bad samaritan.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lollipop Guild has representation.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
The lion is cryin'.
May 1, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Page Range
Zoo <---> Wizard
Wizard <---> What H
What A <---> Vantag
Vanity <---> U.S. v
U.S. v <---> Tootsi
Tootsi <---> Termin
Termin <---> Subjec
Stunni <---> Star W
Star W <---> Sommer
Somewh <---> Sidewa
Sidewa <---> Shadow
Shadow <---> Saving
Saving <---> Return
Return <---> Punk's
Punch- <---> Pitch
Pirate <---> Passio
Passio <---> On The
On The <---> Night
Night <---> Mr. Sm
Mr. Sm <---> Milk
Mighty <---> March
March <---> Lord O
Lord O <---> Legend
Legend <---> King A
Killin <---> Jesus
Jesus <---> Incred
Incred <---> Humpty
Humpty <---> Home O
Hollyw <---> Harold
Harold <---> Grand
Gran T <---> Girls
Girlfr <---> Franke
Franke <---> Female
Fearle <---> Exiled
Execut <---> Edward
Edward <---> Do The
Distur <---> Death
Dear J <---> Cove,
Couste <---> Cleopa
Cleopa <---> Cat In
Casuis <---> Bridge
Bridge <---> Blues
Blue L <---> Big Le
Big Le <---> Banana
Bambi <---> A-Team
A-Team <---> Americ
Americ <---> Advent
Advent <---> 12 Ang
1000 M <---> $2500
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