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Reviews by 'Canklefetish'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5004
reviews published to date.
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Zulu Dawn (1979)
Brits bested by brutes.
Jan 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Zulu (1964)
Spear-chuckers best Brits.
Apr 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Starsky, Hutch strut stuff.
Mar 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller: A model citizen.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(7)
Zombieland (2009)
Columbus connects with Tallahassee.
Nov 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zombieland (2009)
No Twinkies in Tallahassee?
Nov 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Zombie Nightmare (1986)
Carrere's early zombie daze.
Oct 16, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Zombie Nightmare (1986)
Zombies go West.
Oct 16, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Zodiac (2007)
Any suspects? Definite-Leigh.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Zelig (1983)
Woody: An other impersonator.
Sep 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Zelig (1983)
Woody ChameleAllen.
Sep 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Zardoz (1974)
Connery plays Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz-zed.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Zapped! (1982)
Barney beds nerdy Bernadette.
Mar 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Zapped! (1982)
Barney makes stuff float.
Mar 13, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Lords is quite bubbly.
Nov 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Coffeehouse grind?
Jan 31, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(7)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks enjoys email enhancement.
Oct 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Youth In Revolt (2009)
Romance with a Twisp.
Aug 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Your Mom's A Slut... She Takes It In The Butt! (2006)
Gettin' behind your mom.
Apr 7, 2008
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Youngblood (1986)
Poor man's 'Slapshot'.
Dec 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
'Kid' lives, disbelief suspended.
Dec 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
$1.80 spent on Bob.
Oct 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Geriatric Bonney spins yarn.
Apr 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Young Guns (1988)
Western dulls brothers Sheen.
Apr 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Frankie reaches Boyle-ing point.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Bug-Eye-gore.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Dupree fancies tube sox.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond, Twice too many.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
You Kill Me (2007)
Kingsley's A.A. killer.
Oct 8, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Paul Mitchell's hair apparent.
Sep 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(8)
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Hairstylist gives happy endings.
Oct 31, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Yojimbo (1961)
Sake-guzzlin' Ronin runs amok.
Aug 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Yes Man (2008)
The yeas take it.
May 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Yes Man (2008)
Carrey to Zooey: Affirmative.
Apr 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Yes Man (2008)
Carrey No's nothing.
Jul 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Yellow Winton Flyer, The (1969)
McQueen the philanderer.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
De-Claused.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(10)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Santa shirks annual obligations.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Santa's lack of presents.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 2/5
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XXX (2002)
InXXXcusable.
Jun 29, 2009
Scored 1/5
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(5)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Magneto, no longer 'attractive'.
Oct 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(6)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Hugh births a beast.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(2)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Logan's beginning to shed.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Logan's life gets hairy.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Victor won't Liev forever.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Adamantium coating suits Logan.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Xavier corrals escaping mutants.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Bear is the Victor.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Victor goes to spoil.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(2)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Victor is bear'ly human.
Jul 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
X-Men (2000)
Anna drains her lovers.
Dec 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
X-Men (2000)
Halle weathers the Storm.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
X-Files: I Want To Believe, The (2008)
Mulder chases headless leads.
Dec 26, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Xanadu (1980)
Olivia rolls into 80's.
Jul 15, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Xanadu (1980)
Showcases roller skating Gene.
Jul 7, 2009
Scored 2/5
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X2 (2003)
XX-Men.
Oct 12, 2009
Scored 3/5
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X Files, The (1998)
Sci-fi bee movie?
May 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Doc Holiday, sick shooter.
May 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Quaid coughs up lung.
Jul 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Wyatt Earp (1994)
Wyatt puts family first.
Jul 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Wrong Turn (2003)
Mutant hillbillies terrorize tourists.
Dec 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006)
Suicide leads to limbo.
Sep 11, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Ring around the Rourke.
Mar 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke wrestles his demons.
Mar 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke Rams it home.
May 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke: Sacrificial Ram.
May 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke's growing wrestle-less.
May 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Wraith, The (1986)
Sheen Dodges big race.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wraith, The (1986)
Sheen, the artful 'Dodger'.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Footballers aren't very Goy'd.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
World's Biggest Penis (2006)
Elite Member.
Jun 29, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston has promiscuity issues.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
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World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Spending evening in Houston.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
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World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Everybody's in Houston tonite.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Fuckers keep on cumming.
May 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
World's Greatest Dad (2009)
Dad forges suicide note.
Feb 15, 2010
Scored 3/5
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World's First 300lb. Gang Bang, The (2003)
Pounding the fat.
Apr 27, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
(9)
World's First 300lb. Gang Bang, The (2003)
A big fat orgy!
Apr 27, 2010
Scored 0/5
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(1)
World's Biggest Gang Bang 2 (1996)
Gang Bang's second cumming.
Apr 27, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(3)
World Trade Center (2006)
Fin Towers.
May 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
World Trade Center (2006)
Bringing down the towers.
May 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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World Trade Center (2006)
Towers tower no more.
May 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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World Trade Center (2006)
Towers made of Stone.
May 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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World Trade Center (2006)
Trading Stone.
May 13, 2010
Scored 3/5
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World Of Jim Henson, The (1994)
Henson's departure universally felt.
Sep 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Driveway 'hummer' proves fatal.
Jun 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
'Undertoad' amuses Garp's youngest.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(3)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Crashing plane seals deal.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Working Girl (1988)
Melanie, Harrison's fair lady.
May 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Working Girl (1988)
Mel upgrades her wardrobe.
Aug 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Woody Guthrie: Hard Travelin' (1984)
Woody's folkumentary.
Jun 29, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon's bad for kids.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon's 6th degree assault?
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Bacon's porkin' minors.
Dec 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wonder Boys (2000)
Tokin' prof rights writer.
Mar 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wolf (1994)
Jack Lycans the Pfeif.
Jan 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wolf (1994)
Jack rabid.
Jul 4, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Wizard's actually a grifter?!
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy's a 'yellow' follower.
Mar 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch way is Oz?!
Mar 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Page Range
Zulu D <---> Wizard
Wizard <---> What's
What's <---> Villag
Villag <---> Twenty
Twenty <---> To Won
To Won <---> Texas
Texas <---> Superm
Superm <---> Star W
Star W <---> Smothe
Smothe <---> Short
Shoote <---> Score,
Scorch <---> Rudy
Rudy <---> Reside
Reside <---> Radio
Racing <---> Postma
Postma <---> Pearl
Pearl <---> Open R
Open R <---> Night
Night <---> My Dog
My Cou <---> Missin
Missin <---> Matrix
Matchs <---> Mad Ma
Mad Ma <---> Let's
Lethal <---> L.A. C
L.A. C <---> Juno
Juno <---> Jane A
Jacob' <---> Incred
Incred <---> Human
Human <---> Hi-Lif
Hijack <---> Hanoi
Hannib <---> Grandm
Grandm <---> Ghost
Ghost <---> Four C
Four C <---> Firema
Firefo <---> Execut
Excali <---> Dumb &
Duma <---> Dirty
Dirty <---> Dear G
Dear G <---> Cry-Ba
Crush, <---> Comeba
Coma <---> Chinat
China <---> Capric
Capric <---> Bring
Bring <---> Bobby
Bobby <---> Billy
Bill & <---> Batman
Batman <---> Assaul
Assass <---> Americ
Americ <---> Advent
Advent <---> ĄThree
*batte <---> (500)
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